I've Been Missing Prince William and Princess Kate

I felt so fancy typing that title. And, even though Kate isn't officially a princess yet, I'm calling her that anyway.
Anywhoo, I've missed hearing the news of every little thing that do (who hasn't?), so I decided to catch up on their exciting lives.

Here's what I missed...
They're in Canada! And they planted a tree that will live for 800 years to symbolize their love, as well as meeting a bunch of married couples so they feel pressured to stay married forever. Kate clearly had to do all the work of digging up the ground and planting the tree (come on, Prince William! That's your job).

800 years sure is a long time...

This is my favorite picture, it just makes me laugh. Prince William realizes that he will be committed to Kate Middleton for a long, long time.

Also, while in Canada, they faced tons of protesters. I'm not really sure what there was to protest, because who doesn't love this Royal Couple? Despite them, Prince William and Kate just meandered through Canada, looking gorgeous as usual.

But we're much too pretty to be harassed!

Up next, the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge cooked with some famous Canadian chef. Unfortunately, I don't keep up with things in Canada, so I don't know who it was or any other details. The only thing I know for sure is that Kate looked amazing even while wearing a chef's apron, Prince William made some food, and Prince Harry is sadly missing from these photos.

So there you have it, folks! That is what the Royal Couple have been up to while I've been busy doing other stuff. I know everyone in the world loves them (except maybe Canada, but that's their loss), and so do I.

Before I go, I will leave you with one last picture... I'm sure that mentioning Prince Harry got your hopes up, and I just can't let you down. Here's that charming Prince.

You're welcome, world.

The Royal Wedding: I'm Fascinated by Fascinators

Yes, I know the focus of the royal wedding was supposed to be Kate and William, but my eyes may have wandered to other things as well (including the cute Prince Harry)...

So, before I get to the fascinators, lets take a look at the lovely Kate Middleton's dresses.

Is she not the most beautiful person you have ever laid eyes on? Yeah, I may or may not be developing a girl crush on her. Princess (Duchess) Kate is so beautiful. Look at the second dress, it may or may not be better than the first, although both are timeless.

Feast your eyes on that. Gorgeous. I want that dress for when I get married to Paul McDonald one day in the future (or Prince Harry, because that man is cute).

Onto My Fascination with Fascinators. (Fascinators are those bizarre hats that you saw everyone wearing at the royal wedding yesterday.)


First up are Princesses Eugenie and Beatrice.

Come on. Princess Eugenie's fascinator looks like it catches water, if it should rain. Princess Beatrice's fascinator... Well, it looks like a squid. And it also looks like a toy. Maybe if her and her sister get bored, they can throw a ball through the ring on her hat. How inventive.

Next, some girls. I don't know who they are.

Yeah... The girl on the left looks like she has coral growing out of the top of her head. The middle blond's fascinator is actually rather cool, it's like she's a giant present. And the blond on the right's fascinator looks like she put a sculpture on her head. Awesome.


Some more women whom I don't know.

So, the lady in purple looks as though she is wearing a centerpiece on her head. I saw this from a side angle, and my is it large. She could poke someone's eye out. The lady in all blue - seriously, all blue, it's horrid - appears as if her fascinator is modeled after a pea pod. Does it not? And whatever made her think it would be a good idea to wear a whole outfit in one horrendously bright shade of blue?

Sophie, Countess of Wessex

This fascinator looks like a giant headband, with a giant feather and giant roses. She does not understand "less is more," does she?

And last but not least, Victoria Beckham.

How on earth is that thing staying on her head? It's practically defying gravity. And those twisty things on the side seem like they would get rather annoying, being your face all the time.

I am so fascinated with these fascinators, I may just go out and buy some (after I learn how they stay on your head). This fashion statement is utterly bizarre to me. One of the many things I don't understand about the royal wedding.