Showing posts with label Toddlers and Tiaras. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Toddlers and Tiaras. Show all posts

Friday, August 5, 2011

Have You Heard of Thylane Lena-Rose Blondeau?

I bet you think that you haven't heard of her, but you probably have. She is the French 10 year old girl who appeared on the cover of Vogue Enfants. Although she apparently was on the cover a few months ago, she is just now caught in a storm of controversy (over her terrible name, I'm assuming).

Here are some shots of this 10 (yes, 10, keep that age in mind) year old girl on the cover and in a spread for Vogue. It is shocking and maybe a little disturbing.

Even most women in their twenties don't own anything that low cut.


So there you have it. A ten year old model who looks older than most other cover girls. I think this is a bad case of Toddlers & Tiaras gone wrong.

Saturday, July 2, 2011

Paris Hilton Wears Something Weird...and Mumford & Sons

Hello, readers. I apologize for my absence in the past few days (I can only imagine how tough it has been on you), so I'm here for a quick post.

Paris Hilton Wears Something Weird
This really shouldn't be shocking to anyone, but it looks like something she stole from a young girl who competes in child pageants. If you don't know what I'm talking about, then check out the show Toddlers & Tiaras (then thank your mom for not putting through that hell as a child).
Cupcake hands!
She just makes it way too easy to make fun of her.

...and Mumford & Sons
To answer your question, yes, I am still obsessed with them, and yes, I am still in love with Country Winston. This band is phenomenal, and every time I find people who are fans (this happened yesterday! It was exciting), they instantly become my best friends. Anywho, here's a video for your enjoyment.
Love this song! Love the band! Love all things British! (I'm most likely going to spend a summer in England during my college experience. Maybe I'll meet Prince Harry and Mumford & Sons when I'm there, that would be the most epic trip ever.)

PS: I've decided that I will start doing recaps of "America's Got Talent" this coming week. So stay tuned for that!