Guess Who Decided to NOT Run for President?

I wish that this title could have been plural, as in "Guess Which Three People Decided to NOT Run for President?" That would make this post extra exciting, but I guess one will do (and this one is a biggie).

If you've already heard, pretend I'm breaking the news right now. So, the person who decided to NOT run for president is, drumroll please.....

I'm too rich for you, America.

Yes, America, feel free to let out a collective sigh. This orange haired and skinned man has decided to not run for President of this great country (thank Jesus H. Christ!). So why do you think he decided to not run? Because I'm almost positive it's because he didn't want to release any information about his economics or taxes. That could be terrible for him as a candidate and a businessman.
But enough of my speculating, let's see what The Donald said for himself (thank you, CNN):

"After considerable deliberation and reflection, I have decided not to pursue the office of the presidency. This decision does not come easily or without regret. I maintain the strong conviction that if I were to run, I would be able to win the primary and ultimately, the general election."

Naturally, he would have won. He probably would have won and then taken over this country and made us all into Trump Robots (this was his new business idea).
So, again, why did he decide to not run?

"Business is my greatest passion and I am not ready to leave the private sector."

 But of course. I'm super glad he's not running, because we need him for business, and the Celebrity Apprentice. Without him, what would I watch on Sunday nights? Nothing!

Look, I have a theory as to why he really decided to not run. Because Obama and Seth Meyers embarrassed the crap out of him at the Correspondents dinner on April 30th. Seriously, they slammed him. It was beautiful. And Trump hated it. Take a look:

Mr. President Obama slammed Trump. Amazing. 

Seth Meyers just put his name on Donald Trump's hit list. Worth it? I think yes. My favorite line: "Mr. Trump has been saying he'll run for President as a Republican, which is surprising since I had just assumed he was running as a joke." Boom.

So, America, you're welcome. I have broken this news, and we can all thank Donald Trump for not running for President. If only we could convince Sarah Palin and Michele Bachmann to do the same...
In the meantime, here's a great picture of The Donald's hair (?):

Guess Who I Get to Meet Tonight?

I'll give you three guesses... But since you'll most likely guess wrong all three times (and if you're thinking it's Paul McDonald, it's not, unfortunately), I'll give you a hint.
Here's a picture of her, I'm sure you'll know now.

You know now, right? No? It's Sarah Dessen! Yipee. So, who is this lovely lady? She is an excellent author (whom I love) who writes amazing books. I've read all of her books, and a new one was just released (picture below), so Mrs. Dessen is promoting her book by visiting a bunch of bookstores. And she is coming to my local Tattered Cover tonight at 7, and I'm thrilled beyond words. Here's the cover of her new book, "What Happened to Goodbye":

Ooh I'm so excited! The main character is named McClean (mc-clayn). Sarah Dessen chooses the best names for her characters (I think I may do a post about that tomorrow).

So, you're probably wondering, "Why are you so excited to meet Sarah Dessen?" Well, let me answer your pressing question.
Not only do I adore Sarah Dessen's books and characters, she also knows how to relate to her readers. It's really great because the characters tend to have issues that readers can relate to, and if they can't, they're still enveloped in the story line (I can rarely put her books down). I've even read my absolute favorite of her books, "This Lullaby," about 7 times. Great book. Dessen has a very distinct style, which I love.
To add to that wonderfulness, Dessen's books and writing have inspired me to write. I am serious. I've always enjoyed reading, as well as writing, but Dessen's books truly inspired me to begin writing a book. I've started and stopped a few for awhile, but I finally started one I really like and I think it'll be good (unfortunately, it's so hard to write with school in the way! Summer is coming though, so I'll write a lot).

As you can see, Sarah Dessen is frickin' awesome. I am so pumped to meet her. I may or may not post pictures later!
By the way, check out her books. You won't regret it. You'll fall in love with her and her characters.