I have come to the realization that one can never have enough of Stephen Colbert. So here is another nugget of sarcastic genius. (This might become an almost daily occurance.)
"When someone becomes an American citizen can you see it happen? Because seconds before they were a citizen they were completely untrustworthy, freeloaders, here to take the jobs that Americans don't wanna do. That second they become an American they are the greatest, bravest people on Earth."
Wow, those words truly inspire me... I can't even describe how awesome Colbert is.