Like my rhyme? Because I'm pretty much digging it (I'm secretly a rapper).
So, just in case you missed it, Mr. President Barack Obama has been pretty awesome these past two weeks. Last week, he revealed his birth certificate (and that made Donald Trump really proud of himself), and now people may or may not shut up about that. Yet, some ridiculous people have decided to continue running their mouths about that, or other "conspiracies." I'm looking at you, Orly Taitz.
Then, yesterday, Obama and some rad soldiers found Osama bin Laden and killed him! That's some pretty badass stuff, killing the number one terrorist. Excellent job, President Obama and forces. You all rock.