Just to refresh your memory, here was my prediction for tonight:
Daniel Joseph Baker
Smage Bros. Riding Show
Let's see how I do...
First Act to Make it Through: Silhouettes
|Great appeal to America.|
Some band called Hot Chelle Rae performed a ridiculously poppy, stupid song (but at least it had really deep lyrics). This song was horrible.
Second Act Making it Through: Stephen Retchless
|Legs aren't supposed to bend like that.|
Howie Mandel said: "America does NOT get it wrong, they voted you in..." Well, Howie America also voted George W. Bush into office, and they sure got it wrong there... (But they definitely get it wrong with Stephen!)
Third Act to Make it Through: Daniel Joseph Baker
|Seriously, please be my friend? (I hate to sound desperate...)|
While leaving the final three perfomers in suspense, they brought out this group called Traces who just performed for Prince William and Princess Kate (lucky). Holy shit that was the coolest thing I've ever seen! They were flipping off of poles, and then jumping onto the next pole. I'm going to try and find a video for your viewing pleasure. Well wouldn't ya know it, I found the one from the show.
For this last act, the judges get to choose who makes it. The prop/friend appealed to the judges by saying: "Well, to be honest, I'm pretty scared, they're getting really close to my body. I'm not even sure if I want to move on." (You just know the other guys were like, "Dude! Don't say that!") Then Swanky discussed the sacrifices he's made, ans how he was willing to whore out his hot fiance for him to move on. Now that's sacrifice.
After the judges deliberated long and hard....Fourth Act to Make it Through: Smage Bros. Riding Show
|Apparently, the judges and America want to continue to see Troy be put in danger.|
My only upset about Landon Swank and his Hot Fiance going home is that I can't call him Swanky anymore.
So there you have it, America! Next week we'll see the next 12 that are hoping to make it into the semi-finals. Prepare yourself.